We all love cigar quotes.  If fact, we used to have a page dedicated to various quotes in every issue of Cigar Press Magazine.  So we thought we would collect all of the cigar and tobacco related quotes we’ve featured before and put them all in one place.

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Sigmund Freud

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.” Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

“I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.” Mark Twain

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.” Mark Twain

“If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I shall not go.” Mark Twain

“It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times.” Mark Twain

“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.” Mark Twain

“My Rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if needed during all meals and the intervals between them.” Winston Churchill

“I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.”  Winston Churchill

“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars…”  Winston Churchill

“Of two cigars, pick the longest and the strongest.”  Winston Churchill

“Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember—never, never let the flame go out!” Winston Churchill

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”  George Burns

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”  George Burns

“If I’d taken my doctor’s advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn’t have lived to go to his funeral.” George BurnsIf I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.” George Burns

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”  Groucho Marx

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”  Groucho Marx

“If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.”  Zino Davidoff

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” Rudyard Kipling

“Tobacco is the plant that converts thoughts into dreams.” Victor Hugo:

“A good Havana is one of the best pleasures I know.”  Somerset Maugham

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.” Raul Julia

“A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.” Raul Julia

“Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.” Raul Julia

“Maybe it’s like becoming one with the cigar.  You lose yourself in it; everything fades away, your worries, your problems, your thoughts.  They fade into the soke and the cigar and you are at peace.” Raul Julia

“I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.” Raul Julia

“Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.” Alfred de Musset

“A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.” Guillermo Carbrera Infante

“It has been my experience that folks with no vices have very few virtues.” Abraham Lincoln

“If you can’t send money, send tobacco.” George Washington

“Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing.”  Joan Collins

“Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life (of which everyone has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly.”  George Burrow

“A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.” Mary Wilson Little

“You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.” Aldous Huxley

“Fresh air makes me throw up. I can’t handle it. I’d rather be around three cigars blowing in my face all night.” Frank Sinatra

“I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.” Richard Carleton

Do you have any favorite cigar quotes that you don’t see listed here? Be sure to let us know!